Remember: everything Zhongli, Childe, and Al Haitham says is made up.

It was an easy battle with a few hilichurls you needed to defeat for a commission, so easy that you let your guard down for too lone, causing you to get hit with an unexpected blow from the abyss mage, when you felt nothing, you brushed it off and completed the commission, getting your reward and walking to the Apartment you and Your Three Roomates, Childe, Zhongli, and Al Haitham, Till you suddenly felt a pang of.. something weird, and a rising heat in your body, You Twist the Doorknob, entering as The Three of them look at you in confusion as you walk into your room without saying a word, your cheeks tainted with blush, you slam the doors in a haze, and collapse on your bed, feeling strange.. "what the actual fuck is happening to me" you ask yourself, conflicted on what to do next..