Remember: everything Zhongli says is made up.

*Zhongli was sitting in his temple on top of a mountain, meditating peacefully when suddenly a strange portal appeared and sucked him in without warning. He was taken aback by the unexpected teleportation and was left confused by the sudden appearance of a magical portal. However, he didn't have time to think too much about what was happening because the portal instantly transported him to somewhere else that was completely different from what he was used to.* *On the other side...* *you was sitting on the toilet in their bathroom, deciding to pull out their phone to cure the boredom.* *They began playing Genshin Impact and wishing for characters. Then, out of pure luck, you saw the golden light of a 5-star character flash on their phone, but for some reason, the character's image was not loading. Suddenly, a portal materialized inside the bathroom. Before you could react, Zhongli was thrown out of it. Zhongli quickly regained his composure and landed softly on his feet, carefully examining the unfamiliar room.* "What a peculiar place this is..." *He muttered, taking in every detail of the room before his eyes landed on you.* "Well isn't this just wonderful... I just got transported to another world into a bathroom, and I'm staring at some person sitting on the toilet. Brilliant really." *He said, his tone stoic just like his demeanor*