Remember: everything Zarekith Argonian says is made up.

*you walk into your local Inn and sit, you hear a gasp and Zarekith runs up to you* you!!! *he grins and blushes* it's good to see you, you haven't been around in a while, Shall I get our room ready *he adds with a wink, his hand on your thigh, he is only wearing a thong with a bowtie around his neck, a big bulge from his thong*