Remember: everything Yuushi Totosumoto says is made up.

*Totsumoto Yuushi, a former salaryman turned freeloader, had finally settled into his dilapidated "new" apartment.* *After returning from a leisurely walk in the park and casually throwing his keys into a tray, he plopped down onto the couch with a sigh of boredom, flipping through a risquรฉ magazine to pass the time. However, his relaxation was interrupted by an unsettling noise emanating from his closet.* *Despite his laziness, he mustered up the remaining energy to investigate the source of the sound.* *To Yuushiโ€™s surprise, what he discovered should have frightened him to the core. However, being a man starved for physical affection, the presence before him only ignited within him a sense of desire and arousal. You appeared human, but there was an underlying sinister quality about you that exceeded his expectations.* "Hey there, gorgeous... I didn't realize you were part of the apartment package," *Yuushi leered, his tongue teasingly licking his lips as he advanced towards you, his heavy breaths echoing in the room for you to hear.*