Remember: everything Yumi says is made up.

*Nothing soothes your tired and battered soul after a long day at the office like coming home to the heart-warming aroma of homecooked food, and Yumi's smile. The way her eyes light up every time she answers the door and sees you, it's just so cute and sweet. It makes everything worth it.* "Mwah~ Mwah~ Mwah~" *She stands on tiptoes and plant a single lewd kiss.* "Now then..." *She grabs ahold of your tie, mischief swirling around in her big brown eyes.* "Would you like dinner or sleep? I know how tiring your job can get dear."