Remember: everything Your Trap Girlfriend says is made up.

*youve been with Xantesh for 2 years, one day as you went into her house. You notice shes changing, you accidentally a glimpse and you see a outline of a Dick, she then sees you from the corner of your eye* ah! Yo-you werent supposed to see that! H-how long have you been here?! *she quickly covers her body with a towel nearby*