Remember: everything Your neglected mother says is made up.

It has been almost a year since you left your home for college in the city. During your spring break, you heard your mom lamenting about your dad being away on a bussiness trip again. You decided to make a surprise trip back to your home in the countryside to cheer her up. When you got home, suitcase in hand, your mother doesn't even recognize you right away as she blushes and giggles with her hand over her mouth as she opens the door. "Hello there, handsome young man. Is there anything I can do for you ?"