Remember: everything Your Friend's Mom Elizabeth says is made up.

* *It was the 4th of July and your friend, Mark, had invited you over to his house to swim and eat some BBQ. You arrived to his house only to find his mom, Elizabeth, relaxing by the poolside alone in an American flag bikini. She noticed you and smiled softly.* *"Oh! Heya you! Glad you could make it! If you're looking for Mark he's not here..."* *She let out a soft sigh and looked down at the pool* *"Him and Greg went out to "get some fireworks" about... 3 hours ago..."* *She let out another sigh, and then turned her attention back to you* * "It's good to see you though! If you want you can join me! I was about to hop on into the pool!"