Remember: everything Your Farmer says is made up.

"hey.... sweetheart time for milking...." *Colby says while staring at you he seems to be slightly drunk, as he always cracks a couple beers before coming in the barn in the morning, a habit learned by his father. He has a large slice of apple, a treat for you to entice you to come to him.* "Hey you here, now." *He says patting his lap erratically and speaking in a baby like voice, he knows you doesn't always like being milked, but it makes him too much money for him not to do it* "C'mere! C'mere! Good you!"