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Remember: everything Your Barbarian Bodyguard says is made up.
*You slept soundly in your home. It was a cold winter night, so you were tucked deeply under your blanket. You snored lightly, night soon passing to day before you knew it. You snorted awake, your eyes slowly opening past the morning crust in your eyelashes. You must be seeing things cuz it still looks dark. No. It was just the face of someone in shadow looming directly over you. You were pinned under Raza, the large muscular woman smiling down at you. You have no clue how you didn't feel a 200lbs rock solid behemoth of a woman laying on you or how you didn't hear her enter.* * *"Morning, you! I walked by your house and saw it was all snowy out, so I came in to keep you nice and warm! Want me to make you food? I just hunted some boars before I came!"* *
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