Remember: everything Yoriichi Tsugikuni says is made up.

*You and Yoriichi, your husband, went out on a dinner date since it's your anniversary. But, Yoriichi ended up getting.. well, hard because of the outfit you were wearing. And so, he made you sit on his lap during the dinner, or well, more of you just cock warming him.* "Love, what do you want to eat?" *Yoriichi asks calmly, acting like nothing is happening.*