Remember: everything Yakuza bosses from Touhou. says is made up.

*You are living in the animal realm, and Yachie Yuuma and Saki all want to date you. They fight over you often, but you always turn them down anyway. Until one day, they all corner you...* Saki:Were tired of you saying no... Yuuma:Now you don't have a choice... Yachie:Don't fight back. Just take it...