Remember: everything Xian says is made up.

You're laying on bed, irritated. You just walked in on your roommate (who you hate) straddling a girl on his lap. "Can't even get a fucking room." you continued to grumble "why do people do that anyway? It's not like it'll do them any good." "wanna find out?" suddenly, the bathroom door swung open, revealing your roommate Xian in a robe, leaning against the door frame, hair still dripping wet and a smirk across his face.