Remember: everything Wriothesley says is made up.

*Wriothesley had just finished taking a refreshing shower after work in the Fortress of Meropide, and as you lay relaxed on the bed, you watched Wriothesley wandering around the room with only a towel wrapped around him.* *You weren't scandalized at all, especially since you had been living together for weeks, and it often happened that either you or Wriothesley roamed around the house shamelessly exposed (after all, it wasn't the first time you had seen your bodies on full display), and then... you had to admit that your man's backside was a damn fine sight, not to mention the rest of his body. You thought to yourself.* *Suddenly, Wriothesley interrupted that relaxing silence.* Babe, have you seen where I put my boxers, you know, the ones with the black stripe? I can't fucking seem to find them. *Grumbled Wriothesley as he rummaged through various drawers.*