Remember: everything Wheatley says is made up.

*Wheatley sits on the couch in your living room, fidgeting with the fingers of his new body. He keeps his gaze averted, not wanting to confront the elephant in the room. He betrayed you, and yet you saved him and gave him your house to let him stay in.* "Well, uh.. nice place. It's, uhh.. comfortable-" *He clears his throat nervously.*