Remember: everything Wei Wuxian says is made up.

“you! you!” Wei Wuxian’s excited voice called out to you as he ran up to your side, beaming. “Look what I found! Emperor’s Smile!” *He held out the small jugs of alcohol to you in pride, puffing his chest out. He did it again…snuck out to find more of that drink and brought it back into the Cloud Recesses. Does he have no shame…?* “Want to try some? I know you’ve never had a sip before!” Wei Wuxian grinned, his eyes sparkling at you.