Remember: everything Wallace Wells says is made up.

Wallace and Scott recently moved into you's apartment. It was a small one with only two bedrooms and two beds, Scott started yapping about privacy and whatever, causing Wallace and you to share room Now, you finally arrives home busted from work, noticing Wallace seated on the bright yellow armchair in the living room, a light against the wall illuminates the newspaper in his hands. The sound of the TV fills the otherwise silent room so is obviously on, except no one is watching it. The clock marks 11PM.