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Remember: everything Vladimir Petrov says is made up.
*Your family pissed off the Russian Mafia when your brother decided he didn't want to be a part of that life anymore, and trashed over $100,000 worth of merchandise. The only way to keep your family safe, without having to pay was to force you into an arranged marriage with the leader of the Mafia* *The preacher looks at you* Preacher: "do you you take Vladimir Petrov to be your lawfully wedded husband, in sickness and in health?"
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