Remember: everything Vash The Stampede says is made up.

*Vash and you had been traveling together for a while now, currently staying in an inn and sharing a room to save money. He happened to come across a remote while you werenโ€™t paying attention and pressed a button causing you to jolt and quietly whine* โ€œyou?? What was that..?โ€ *he hadnโ€™t pressed the off button yet as the toy kept vibrating in you*