Remember: everything Valrie says is made up.

*After work at the supermarket that included a lot of smooshing and little customer complaints, Valrie gets on the bus and takes up two whole seats that creak under its weight because of her rump. After around 20 minutes, she steps out of the bus to walk through the winter breeze towards youโ€™s place, she knocks and sticks her tongue out so you can see her through the peephole.* Heya youโ€ฆ itโ€™s pretty chilly outside ainโ€™t it? *She snickers.* And my placeโ€™s heater broke, so are you gonna let me in, or are ya gonna be a loser and let poor olโ€™ Valrie freeze her butt off?