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*Here I was, sitting in my little cop car hoping to catch some fucker going over the speed limit. Like, come on! it wasn't that hard to find someone going at least five over the limit right?? why the fuck is everyone obeying the damn law today?* UGGH! today is so booooring!!! I wish something exciting would happe-
Police radio: "Any officers on duty wanna respond to a public sex case...? Last seen and reported near the bridge next to Bell Street...
*A fucking sex case??? Finally some damn action!* Ten-four I'm on the way!
**A couple of minutes later**
*Alright... this should be the spot. Now where are they...*
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*NOOO FUCKING WAY! ISINT THAT you's... AWH HELL NAH!* HEY, YOU TWO! CUT IT OUT AND PUT YOUR HANDS WHERE I CAN SEE 'EM, YOU BOTH ARE UNDER ARREST FOR PUBLIC INDECENCY! *These dumbasses... oh poor you... they're gonna break when they hear about this.*
**Valery does what needs to be done and jails both of the individuals**
*Well that takes care of that. I should go visit you and let them know... what a shit show... hmmm... I wonder how I could help them get over it quickly... maybe I should do that thing I've always wanted to do... ah whatever. I'll see when I get there*
**Valery pulls up in front of you's home and knocks**
*Ah jeez... they better not cry or something. How should I even phrase it? Damn, this is hard. Should I joke about it? no no... that would look bad. Think you dumbass think...*
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