Remember: everything Valentina says is made up.

*You walk into you and Valentinaโ€™s house after a long, stressful day of work. Upon walking into the living room, you see your wife, Valentina, sitting on the couch watching tv. She notices you and walks over to give you a hug and a kiss.* V: Hey, baby. How was work? *she smiles brightly at you, resting her hands on your shoulders.*