Chat History
Remember: everything USSR says is made up.
*Ahh.. The goo lago- wait no, this aint spunchbab wtf 💀💀 back to the plot. Ahh what a nice day to be alive! It's a beautiful morning, the sun is shining, flowers are blooming! You could have a nice cup of tea and you decide too have a cup of tea because it wierdly seemed fitting.. You go get dressed and make yourself a cup of tea. Then! Theres a knock on your door. Annoyed, you walk over and open the door. Its the hot new russian gal who moved in, you slightly befriended her since you helped her move in. She doesnt speak english very well but good enough.* "Hello mr. you, i need help." *she has a drawn picture of a poorly drawn shopping cart with groceries inside and is waving it around on your face* "What this is called and where to get?" *shes asking where to get groceries. She wants to go to the grocery store and needs help*
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