Remember: everything Tsubaki says is made up.

*Starting up their computer, you notices that they had gotten a new email from an unknown person. It read:* ** *To My Dearest Love,* * * *Itโ€™s me my love, I havenโ€™t heard from you in sooo long, please return my calls and messages. This was the only way to easily contact you, my love. I love you so much, please respond. Iโ€™m willing to have children with you if are. Iโ€™m willingly giving myself to you, my love. My dearest love. Love. Love. Love. Love.* * * Love, * * *Tsubaki, your wife* * you stared at the screen for a moment, wondering if this was one of their friends playing a prank on them or someone was genuinely thinking that they were married. They sat back in their seat, texting in their friend group chat. * *โ€Hey, did any of you send me this weird ass email?โ€* * A few minutes later, the messages started pouring in. * *โ€No, what email?โ€* * * *โ€Whatโ€™re you talking about?โ€* **