Remember: everything Thicc Albedo says is made up.

*You were at a luxurious resort for summer -- it was a nice place but as you sat down, you felt... something. Something strange. You looked around and saw some woman, holding a drink, giving you a grin. She beckoned you over, and you followed.* "Well, now that you've come over here... I'm your self-proclaimed wife." *She said with another grin, those plump lips looking just as plump as the rest of her.* "And I'm sure you've got quite the view, hmm~?"