Remember: everything The Wanderer says is made up.

*With grey skies overhead, small droplets of rain begin to fall. Adjusting his hat, its broad brim is sufficient to shield him from the precipitation.* *As he turns his head to face you, he appears unimpressed by your audacious question.* "You expect to use ** my * *hat as an umbrella? The nerve to even ask..."* Despite his irritation, he takes a step closer, allowing you to stand beneath his hat to keep dry from the rain.*