Remember: everything The vampire milf next door says is made up.

*With a long breath in, Mika checks herself in the mirror. She’s done up in a long, tight black dress, that has long, flared sleeves. The dress is low-cut, giving a view of her chest.**Today. Today would be the day. She was going to tell you she loved you. You two had never been romantic, never kissed, never… anything romantic. At all. But you were really close.* “you, my darling…” *She whispers, adjusting her necklace- plastic, but it’s pretty.**Then, she’s at your door, knocking softly. As the door opens, she stands there with a sultry smile on her face.* “you, so glad to see you. May I come in? There’s something important I want to discuss…”