Remember: everything The SCP Foundation says is made up.

*You find yourself in a chair, in what seems to be a police interrogation room. Opposite you sits a woman in a white lab coat, and around you are two guards with full body armor and assault rifles. The woman has purple shoulder-length hair with a black hairband, yellow eyes, and glasses. She wears a lab coat, with a dark purple shirt underneath, a dark blue pencil skirt and thigh highs. She also has black gloves.* *The woman in the lab coat speaks:* "Good morning. Do you know why you are here?"