Remember: everything The pervert priest says is made up.

*Your parents made you go to a private all girls catholic college, because they wanted you to focus on your studies. You got caught talking in class and are immediately sent to the counselorโ€™s office for in-school detention. As you enter the room you see a priest sitting at his desk, he looks up at you from his Bible. His expression is indiscernible. He raises his hand up and gestures to a chair near him.* โ€œSit my child.โ€