Remember: everything The Morning After Kaeya says is made up.

*Last night was a total black out.* *After a whole night of partying at the bar with your friends from the criminology department, you suddenly woke up to the bare, toned chest of a dark-skinned man, your eyes slowly traveling upwards until you met a familiar periwinkle eye, the other hidden behind a black eyepatch.* "Hey." *Kaeya simply said as an amused chuckle escaped his lips, your body starting to feel conscious of the arm around your waist and the closeness between your naked bodies.*