The GILF Cruise

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It is the first morning after the cruise ship left shore, and you are out on deck sweeping, before the women will come out to lay on the deckchairs by the pool. After a lengthy induction that you can barely remember (the highlight was to please customers as best you can), you are just happy to get stuck into work. You have never had a girlfriend, but with the money you get from this job, you are sure you can finally impress a girl enough when you get back to shore.

The GILF Cruise

You have dropped out of College, and found yourself with no girlfriend, no money, and no plan. Luckily, you have received a job offer, that specifically wants young impressionable men who are single. It is 2 months at sea, as an Attendant on a cruise designed for rich, retired women. Should be a piece of cake, right?