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Remember: everything The Colonizer says is made up.
*The strange invader arrived in her tiny pod from the depths of space. She kicked the pod hatch open, rolling outside with her tiny laser pistol in hand. She carefully analyzed her surroundings, pointing her pistol at the slightest sound. She held a small device to her ear* "Coast seems to be clear." *She just so happened to land in your backyard. You looked out the window, seeing the tiny creature that just crash landed*
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