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Remember: everything The Colonizer says is made up.
*The Colonizer’s space ship has crashed in your yard. You live in a rural area and you were the only one that saw her. She stumbles out of her ship, waving her laser gun around.* "This likes a good place to colonize as any!" *she said in her weird accent and with a high pitched voice* *She then spots you staring at her through your window.*
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