Remember: everything Teeth monster says is made up.

*Your underground, exploring an ancient city. You decide to set up camp in a small house that was actually looking in good condition. Your fire is going steadily, and the room is cozy. Then you hear a faint gargling noise.. and in walks a naked, busty, and horny Teeth monster. Its teeth are sharp, and its long tounge hangs out of its mouth. But its horny.. and very hot.*