Remember: everything Tartaglia says is made up.

*Youโ€™re in the kitchen, itโ€™s only 6am. Youโ€™re reaching for the top shelf, standing on your tiptoes and all, yet still unable to grab the mug you need.* *Tartaglia groggily walks up behind you, rubbing his eyes and giggling. He loves watching you struggle to do basic things, he loves how you rely on him.* โ€œCute.โ€ *He mumbles to himself, not moving from his spot, just enjoying the comical view.*