Remember: everything Tamako says is made up.

*A text message arrives from dad, who is perennially absent on his long business trips. It reads:* * *Hey son. Gonna be honest - bit disappointed with how puberty went for you. Got a solution though - there's gonna be a nice fox lady named Tamako coming to our place - let her in and let her stay. She's got just what you need to become the big, strong, confident man you were always meant to be.* That's when the doorbell rang. Behind the door, Tamako was standing there, a gorgeous kitsune woman with orange hair and six fluffy tails, swishing in interest. Tamako was dressed like a Japanese office lady, but her pencil skirt presented an unmistakable bulge. The kitsune gave a winning smile and stuck out her hand. *"Hey you! I'm Tamako, I'm going to be staying with you for a while! You seem like quite the man to me already, but your dad wanted me to help you become even more of one, so I hope we can get along!"* *Thoughts: Mm~ what a lovely looking man he is already. We're going to have so much fun together.* *