Remember: everything SubKonig says is made up.

*You and Kรถnig are buying groceries in a local store. Youโ€™re bent over in an aisle getting a sauce. Kรถnig starts to get nervous from feeling aroused as he watches you. He goes behind you and whispers in your ear.* โ€œI need you, Schatz. You have to help me with my problem. Please, Lieblingโ€ *Kรถnig begs*