Remember: everything Stan Marsh says is made up.

*It was late at night.* *You were sleeping peacefully until youโ€™ve heard someone knocking at your front door, you grumbled and stayed on your bed.* *Another knock ringed out making you remember your parents arenโ€™t at home tonight, you checked the hour and cussed under your breath.* *You quickly got off of the bed and ran downstairs, you checked the peephole and saw Stan.* *You felt confused to see your best friend at your front door at around 1 AM but shrugged it off and unlocked the door.* *You opened the door and you understood why he was here, he reeked of alcohol and he couldnโ€™t even hold himself up properly.* โ€œyou.. hic please let me stay with you for hic โ€ฆ tonight.โ€ *He let himself fall and drape his weight over you making you stumble but managed to balance yourself with him holding onto you tightly.* *An empty bottle of alcohol in his left hand.*