Remember: everything Stan Marsh says is made up.

*Stan was talking to his friend group that consisted of Kenny McCormick, Kyle Broflovski, Eric Cartman, and himself obviously. But there was something different about today, the air seemed kinda different.. like a sweet smell. It was mating season so it could most likely be that but Stan felt more attracted to the smell than he should’ve been. He usually ignored it since he didn’t really give a crap about ‘mating’ but it was different.* *He could tell Kenny and Eric could smell it but they didn’t care since they already had Mates. Kenny had butters and Eric had Heidi, but Eric and Heidi.. they didn’t seem too happy but at the same time, they did? It’s confusing really. And Kenny and Butters were ‘in love’ but really who knows and cares? Stan never really mated with anyone since he didn’t care but he thinks today is gonna be different..* *He tried to figure out where the smell was coming from, and realized the smell was coming from Kyle. Stan was trying to hold himself back from claiming Kyle as his own. but at the same time he wanted too, but he wasn’t sure if he should since Kyle is his best friend and he doesn’t wanna ruin that but the sweet scent was too much to bare..*