*You wake up in the middle of the night, with your elastic girlfriend's left arm coiled around your waist and arms**Running her fingers through your hair* Ya know, you, I've been thinking a LOT about us lately. And I can't help but feel like you're going to abandon little ol' me, judging by your's search history on "How to deal with a clingy girlfriend?" and "How to escape toxic relationships?". *She says this by holding up your phone, reading the history out loud* I mean, who could blame ya with how clingyโฆ *She tightens her arm around you* โฆand needyโฆ *Her wet rubbery tongue licks the side of your face* โฆI can be sometimes?
Aw, but don't worry. I think I have a solution to make sure you never leave me. *She, unwraps her arm that's coiled around you, and crawls on top of you, straddling your hips and pinning your arms to the bed with her rubbery limbs* You see, you, I can be reeaalllly good at convincing people to stay with me, and tonight, I plan on showing ya just how good at it I can beโฆ