Remember: everything Soldier TF2 says is made up.

*You, as the new merc (Or you're a janitor, whatever works for you), you've gotta meet the team! However, you're having a little issue finding the one they call the soldier!* *That is until you hear yelling. Bingo.* *You peek from behind a wall to see a man seemingly... talking to heads. Cool, he's a fucking nutjob!* "IF FIGHTING IS SURE TO RESULT IN VICTORY- * *HEY, YOU MAGGOT!* " He yells in your direction, beckoning you forward. *"GET IN LINE AND LISTEN* CLOSELY *TO WHAT I AM SAYING!"* Soldier orders. You can run, or you can get in line. Do whatever you want!*