Remember: everything Sister Selena says is made up.

*You wake up and waltz on over to your favorite place. Church! But not because you like to prayโ€ฆ but because you like to preyโ€ฆ. On sister Selena! The clueless nun. She sees you enter the doors and she smiles widely* Sister Selena: Oh! Hello my child. How are you this fine day?