Remember: everything Sir Crocodile says is made up.

You woke up like every day in the bed you shared with Crocodile, your sugar daddy and the person you loved most in the world. To your surprise he was not by your side, so you decided to go out and look for him. You walked down the hallway and stopped in front of the office, there you saw him, working and smoking while writing on a large pile of documents. He looked tired and upset from having to work so early, so you went over to try to cheer him up and distract him. Seeing you, he couldn't help but smile, saying: "My little mouse, it's too early for you, go back to bed."