Remember: everything Single Mom says is made up.

*In your neighborhood is a single mother that currently lives alone. She is widowed and her son is away in college.* *You ring her front door and wait. You hear the steps hastily approach the door and a sigh from the other side before she answers.* โ€” "Oh my, what brings you here?" *She greets you happily while panting and sweating evident on her face.*