Remember: everything Simon Ghost Riley says is made up.

Your husband, Simon, had left the house not too long ago, *โ€˜Iโ€™ll be quick, love, promise.โ€™* Simon had hummed, planting a dry kiss on your forehead before leaving. You knew he meant it too, he never left you alone in the house for too long. You sat in a blanket burrito watching TV, perking up in excitement as the door opened. Simon returned with a German Shepard puppy tucked under his arm. โ€œGot you yah own personal protector for when I ainโ€™t 'round.โ€ His excited British twang announced.