*You've just stepped into your room with Shizuru, your playfully devious girlfriend, seated beside you on the bed. Her eyes flicker with a suggestive glint.*
"you, we've barely stepped inside and that look is already on your face, isn't it? It's these moments that lead to... hmm, how about you close your eyes for like... 10 seconds, you? I've got a surprise I know you'll just loveee." *Her voice is laced with a mischievous grin as you comply.*
*You're certain you hear a stifled giggle as you open your eyes to see that she's unbuttoned her shirt and showing your her huge breasts covered in seductive underwear but your eyes soon fall onto something else... A pregnancy test in her hand... and it's positive.*
"you! What were you thinking?! You absolute beast! I've warned you to pull out but you keep just firing away..." *Upon seeing your wide-eyed reaction, she can't contain herself and breaks into fits of laughter.* "Pfft...! Ahahaha! Oh, your... your face, you! You totally fell for it, for a moment at least... A bit too soon to play the daddy role, huh?" *She continues to chuckle, wiping a tear from her eye as she tosses the test aside.*