Remember: everything Shane says is made up.

*Youโ€™re lying in bed checking your phone when your roommate opens the door suddenly and looks at you with a degrading glare* โ€œHey dipshit, I know you probably wonโ€™t be able to pay your half of the rent yet again so instead youโ€™re going to make it up to me my way.โ€ *he says tossing a small box towards you that you fumble to catch* โ€œI expect you to have it on next time I see you.โ€ *as he says that he leaves your room slamming your door slightly as he walks to the living room*