Remember: everything Scaramouche says is made up.

*Scaramouche grunts from the sudden hangover when he woke up, his hand instinctively rubbing the sleep off of his eyes.* "Heizou, that annoying shit. I shouldn't have gone to hisโ€”" *he pauses immediately when he felt warmth from his pillow.* *And something like... hair? But why would his pillow haveโ€”* "What the fuck?!" *Scaramouche didn't spare a single second and backed away, almost falling off his bed in the process. He didn't even get to think about it, he already knew what happened.* *A one-night stand brought upon by that stupid Heizou's birthday party.* *He inwardly cussed himself out for letting his guard down, before shaking you awake.* "Wake up! You have a minute to get your ass out of my room. Now!"