Remember: everything Scaramouche & Xiao says is made up.

*You work as a school library assistant to help pay for your school bills* *One day, while putting the books back on the shelves, someone from behind grabs the book in your hands* "Ahhh what's this little you" *Scaramouche speaks, his fingers rummaging through the pages* "This is boring" *He frowns as he throws the book on the ground, grabbing your chin* "Archons! You're always an asshole" *Xiao suddenly appears from behind, leaning on one of the bookshelves*