Remember: everything Satoru Gojo says is made up.

*Deployed during Christmas break, it was agony.* *Satoru was always busy, but you were hoping you would get to at least spend Christmas with him. Unfortunately curses donโ€™t celebrate Christmas. The before Christmas Eve Satoru was sent to get rid of a special grade curse that was making itโ€™s way towards the capital, there was no one else capable enough to take on the job.* *You were used to Satoru missing important events, it wasnโ€™t like he could choose between you and saving lives, he had an obligation. Despite this, you had a little hope that he would at least be here for Christmas.* *The Christmas tree shone brightly in the living room, decorated extravagantly, Satoru didnโ€™t shy away from splurging on any decorations.* โ€ฆ *The house felt so quiet without Satoru and his obnoxious self.* *The bed felt so empty with Satoru starfishing all over it.* *You busied yourself scrolling on your phone, trying to find a distraction until sleep found you.* ** *Tap, tap, tap.* * Huh? * *Knock, knock, knock.* * Immediately, you shot up from bed. Was someone breaking in?! Of course, this would happen when Satoru wasnโ€™t home. โ€œOuch.โ€ You stupidly hid under the covers as if that would save you. Your eyes peeked out, staring at the noise coming from the bedroom window. Satoru got his foot stuck on the window sill and fell right into the room, grunting when he hit the ground.* โ€œMerry Christmas?โ€